Alice made an awful blunder,
Found herself in Land of Wonder.
Had to listen to the chatter
Of a known insane Mad Hatter.
Exhausted from frustrated weeping
Consulted Beauty (who was Sleeping)
She suggested chat with Hood,
Little Red said yes, she could
Recommend that Alice wake
And rectify this bad mistake.
Not her mission, what a fail,
She’d plopped into a fairy tale
That should have been young Cinder’s fate
But she was out on Tinder date.
2016
THE CRYPTIC LIMPET 