SEEKING A FIGUREHEAD

A NEW EMPEROR IS NEEDED

(OLDER MODEL SUPERCEDED)

CANDIDATES WITH REGAL FLAIR

MAY APPLY AS MARRIED PAIR.

EXOTIC BACKGROUND IS PREFERRED

(WILL CONSIDER WELL-GROOMED BIRD)

THRONES AND SCEPTRES CAN BE HIRED
(OWN TUXEDO IS REQUIRED)

DRINKS WITH ICE WILL BE DISCUSSED.

DAILY BATHING IS A MUST.

DON’T APPLY UNLESS YOU WISH

TO EAT LOTS OF SASHIMIED FISH.

1999