A NEW EMPEROR IS NEEDED
(OLDER MODEL SUPERCEDED)
CANDIDATES WITH REGAL FLAIR
MAY APPLY AS MARRIED PAIR.
EXOTIC BACKGROUND IS PREFERRED
(WILL CONSIDER WELL-GROOMED BIRD)
THRONES AND SCEPTRES CAN BE HIRED
(OWN TUXEDO IS REQUIRED)
DRINKS WITH ICE WILL BE DISCUSSED.
DAILY BATHING IS A MUST.
DON’T APPLY UNLESS YOU WISH
TO EAT LOTS OF SASHIMIED FISH.
1999
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